My Blasphemous Mouth » Bible http://blasphemouth.com/blog The irreverent blog Fri, 02 Mar 2012 01:17:18 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.2 Merry Christmas to all my fellow heathens! http://blasphemouth.com/blog/2009/12/19/merry-christmas/ http://blasphemouth.com/blog/2009/12/19/merry-christmas/#comments Sat, 19 Dec 2009 15:55:53 +0000 admin http://blasphemouth.com/blog/?p=67

]]> http://blasphemouth.com/blog/2009/12/19/merry-christmas/feed/ 0 Sensuous recordings http://blasphemouth.com/blog/2009/12/14/sensuous-recordings/ http://blasphemouth.com/blog/2009/12/14/sensuous-recordings/#comments Tue, 15 Dec 2009 00:48:58 +0000 admin http://blasphemouth.com/blog/?p=62 Lucky you, I’m not charging for these recordings, at least not at the moment. Feast your ears with my silky smooth voice reading the Song of Solomon in my Scripture Project. More to come, though how much more would depend on how much time I have, my motivation,and whether I get many suggestions for future readings before my list runs out.

]]> http://blasphemouth.com/blog/2009/12/14/sensuous-recordings/feed/ 0 6 raunchiest, most depraved sex acts from the bible http://blasphemouth.com/blog/2008/08/13/6-raunchiest-most-depraved-sex-acts-from-the-bible/ http://blasphemouth.com/blog/2008/08/13/6-raunchiest-most-depraved-sex-acts-from-the-bible/#comments Thu, 14 Aug 2008 02:21:32 +0000 admin http://blasphemouth.com/blog/?p=38 Just let me say that there are plenty of others in there to choose from.

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]]> http://blasphemouth.com/blog/2008/08/13/6-raunchiest-most-depraved-sex-acts-from-the-bible/feed/ 0 What did Jesus do? http://blasphemouth.com/blog/2008/06/17/what-did-jesus-do/ http://blasphemouth.com/blog/2008/06/17/what-did-jesus-do/#comments Tue, 17 Jun 2008 13:24:25 +0000 admin http://blasphemouth.com/blog/2008/06/17/what-did-jesus-do/ These people are whacked. For sure Jesus did not coexist with dinosaurs, let alone ride tyrannosauruses. In fact, there is a lot more evidence that dinosaurs existed and when they existed than that Jesus existed.

The scale is a bit off, too. The tyrannosaurus (not a ‘leviathan’, which means ‘whale’) should be many times the size of a human in the drawing. They probably weren’t chlorophyll green, either. But hey, you can make it up as you go, right?

]]> http://blasphemouth.com/blog/2008/06/17/what-did-jesus-do/feed/ 0 Nine most badass bible passages http://blasphemouth.com/blog/2007/11/28/nine-most-badass-bible-passages/ http://blasphemouth.com/blog/2007/11/28/nine-most-badass-bible-passages/#comments Thu, 29 Nov 2007 03:52:24 +0000 admin http://blasphemouth.com/blog/2007/11/28/nine-most-badass-bible-passages/ There are so many biblical stories promoting what can only described as Evil—without an extreme stretch of the imagination it would take to reinterpret them to mean something else. It’s always good to read the bible with an open mind. You’ll find that in many places it really doesn’t say what the bible-spewers are claiming that it does.

Nine most badass bible passages

]]> http://blasphemouth.com/blog/2007/11/28/nine-most-badass-bible-passages/feed/ 0 Astrological basis of the jesus story http://blasphemouth.com/blog/2007/11/22/astrological-basis-of-the-jesus-story/ http://blasphemouth.com/blog/2007/11/22/astrological-basis-of-the-jesus-story/#comments Thu, 22 Nov 2007 19:49:04 +0000 admin http://blasphemouth.com/blog/2007/11/22/astrological-basis-of-the-jesus-story/ At first I saw the Youtube title of this video, “Should this video be banned?” and the intro saying it was likely to be flagged and removed, and I said to myself, “It wouldn’t do to post a video that is going to go ‘poof’.” Then I noticed that it’s been up there since June. I guess whatever vile and perverted things he said about the catholic church must have been sufficiently neutralized by that bleepage in the first part of the video.

Every child should hear this in a diversity class. Haha, that’ll never happen.

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One thing the maker of this video missed when saying that the bible declares that millions of “innocent” Americans should be put to death is that according to the bible, they are not innocent. They are guilty, and thus deserving of death.

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