My Blasphemous Mouth http://blasphemouth.com/blog The irreverent blog Fri, 02 Mar 2012 01:17:18 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.2 Goodbye, Andrew Breitbart http://blasphemouth.com/blog/2012/03/01/goodbye-andrew-breitbart/ http://blasphemouth.com/blog/2012/03/01/goodbye-andrew-breitbart/#comments Fri, 02 Mar 2012 01:17:18 +0000 admin http://blasphemouth.com/blog/?p=143 It’s been real. Real, fucking annoying. I don’t believe in God, but yeah. Burn in hell. Good riddance. You have made the world a better place by moving on.

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Sounds like he was stressed out until he succumbed to changes in belief, also a common cult technique for getting members. Not that I’d want someone who stresses out that easily from nothing at all to become President, but really. I have enough informatio­n. Who cares about what he imagines the rest of the details of his conversion to be?

On the other hand, when he finally “reveals” this informatio­n, it will probably be more embarrassi­ng than he realizes.
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Michele Bachmann is now channeling Jesus 100% of the time. We must obey.
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Bachmann is still convinced that God wants her to run and unable to accept that either it was a delusion on her part or God messing with her. How do they explain away to themselves the fact that all the other candidates also claim to have been sent by God?
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We read Beowulf in the context it was written. The Bible is most often read in modern context, ignoring the cultural difference­s that made much of it mean something very different from what dogma would tell us it should mean to us.
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What’s a little financial mismanagement? A million here, a million there…
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]]> http://blasphemouth.com/blog/2011/09/13/frank-pavone-suspended-for-financial-mismanagement-fights-suspension-order/feed/ 0 Colbert humiliates Bill O’Reilly http://blasphemouth.com/blog/2011/01/07/colbert-humiliates-bill-oreilly/ http://blasphemouth.com/blog/2011/01/07/colbert-humiliates-bill-oreilly/#comments Fri, 07 Jan 2011 18:47:32 +0000 admin http://blasphemouth.com/blog/?p=122 The Colbert Report Mon – Thurs 11:30pm / 10:30c Bill O’Reilly Proves God’s Existence – Neil deGrasse Tyson www.colbertnation.com
Colbert Report Full Episodes Political Humor & Satire Blog</a> March to Keep Fear Alive
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see more Hacked IRL – Truth in Sarcasm

I don’t know if I should be making snarky comments about kids these days or the education system.

]]> http://blasphemouth.com/blog/2010/10/18/satin-rules/feed/ 0 60 foot Jesus statue struck by lightning http://blasphemouth.com/blog/2010/06/16/60-foot-jesus-statue-struck-by-lightning/ http://blasphemouth.com/blog/2010/06/16/60-foot-jesus-statue-struck-by-lightning/#comments Wed, 16 Jun 2010 14:56:07 +0000 admin http://blasphemouth.com/blog/?p=106 …and burns to the ground.

It sounds to me like God was trying to tell someone something, if you’re the kind of person that believes that the hand of God is actively guiding and causing everything that happens.

I really don’t understand the attitude that says that god deliberately created everything the way it is, then turns around and gives god credit for the good stuff, while blaming Satan for the bad stuff. And then they want to punish people for not being lousy human beings greedy, vengeful, and small-minded, for wanting “social justice”.

Yeah, if you want to do that you might have to rewrite the Bible to get rid of the liberal parts. Which they’re doing. Yeah, they’re doing that. They’re just going through with a marker and getting rid of all the inconvenient stuff that goes against the modern wingnut creed of greed, racism, and classism. They’ve decided that shouldn’t be there, is only there because of a mistranslation, the same mistranslation that forgot to tell us that Jesus rode on dinosaurs, and loved baby dinosaurs too, no doubt.

 

Do you suppose they’re going to write that in? In fact, the more that I think about it, the more I am convinced that God did it to show them how pissed he was about the biblical revisionism project.

Either that or it was natural for lightning to strike the highest object around.

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